You gave me a fave, so I was coming here to say 'thanks for the fave'...but....you know what? FUCK THAT! That's right, I said it! EVERYONE says 'thanks for the fave'! Not that I don't appreciate it, because I do, but today I'm not saying 'Thanks for the fave'....oh no, today...I will....write a short vampire story for you, whilst unintentionallyslightly fucking up your page with a huge comment...
"I don't know why I did it, I just did..." Said the gothic-looking teenager to the conservative-looking school principle. "But...why would you write that on a wall? Are you a satanist? A cannibal?" The principle asked, stroking his beard with a concerned look in his eyes. "No, not a satanist or a cannibal..." The gothic guy said, smiling.
"Then...why?! Why write 'Cutting off heads and using them as bowls is cool' on the gymnasium wall?!!" The principle asked, perplexed.
"Because it IS cool!" The goth guy said, blinking once.
"What, is this some new goth fad or something?...you get a head and use it as a bowl?!!" The principle said, shocked.
"Oh, I'm not goth... I'm a vampire, bitch!" The guy said, jumping across the desk and pulling the head from the principles' body in a few quick seconds. Blood shot up from the neck stump, all the way to the ceiling tiles as the vampire laughed and laughed, before flying out the window. Clenched firmly in his hands was the severed head, held upside down, filled with tasty mints from the principles' desk.
The End